Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Conversation with my 13 year old self...

Haaha funny title ek? So again I was insipired y the song in my old mp3... This time it it P!nk's song - Conversation With My 13 Year Old Self...



Pretty deep eh? So dont worry, when I was 13 I was quite in good shape emotionally. I started to get messed up when I was 16. XD But would I go back in time to give little miss Vsia some advice? HELLZ YEAH!!!!

So lets just go back in time for a while... Ikut Doraemon naik the Time Machine... hehe..

Do De Doo Doo De Doo...
I really dunno wat sound effect is that... hantam je XD


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Year 2002 - December 13...

*CV: Current Vriesia **LV: Lil Vriesia

CV: Eh budak kecik! I am from the future! Muahahahaaha! I am here 2 give u some advice... So shut & listen... or else...
LV: =.= wat the.... Do I have to?
CV: If u dont wanna screw up ur life, YES!
LV: =.= fineee...
CV: First of all, you will look less dorky in the future. N if u wanna look even better, u might wanna take care of your eye sight so that u wont have to wear glasses. And dont always rub ur eyes lah! Bad habit tau...
LV: U still do that?
CV: Yeah... All ur fault lah!
LV: =.= U are here to blame me or somthin? Tell me the goods! Studies, family... love? ^__^ hehe...
CV: Ish, kecik2 think about love edi... belasah baru tau... Lets start with studies 1st. No 1 advice, if u really wanna be a veterinarian, I suggest u study science kow kow... If that doesnt work out, then its really up to u. Just so u know, the future YOU studied hotel management. Konon-konon nak jadi chef but then it involves too much animal cruelty so u end up being a bartender.
LV: Bartender??? COOL leh!!! So I did all the baling2 stuff?
CV: Of course COOL lah... FYI, the baling2 is called flaring... & u totally sucked at it... hahahaha!
LV: =.= sedeh.... Then u're still a bartender?
CV: NOPE! I'm a HR Coordinator now... No longer in F&B... Though i kinda miss bartending dearly... thats y in the future, our room will have a mini bar... & u will jadi kaki botol XD
LV: HR? Apa tu? Mini Bar??? Awesome!!! Kaki botol??? Super AWESOME!!!
CV: Human Resource lah bongek! Eh shut up & listen! Where was I? Right bout work... U will go to this AWESOME place called Club Med... There u gonna meet someone special... & guess wat, hes Japanese!!!
LV: =.= aku x mau Jepon... French la best!
CV: X__X cekik darah budak nie... He's a good guy, doesnt matter where hes from k... btw in college, u'll learn Japanese so u'll have the Japanese fever...
LV: Why didnt u learn French?
CV: *smacks LV's head* Shut up!
LV: For an old lady, u sure have loads to say... & strength too...
CV: Celakak! I'm 22... eh 21 oni k... December oni 22... BLUEK!
LV: 21??? Eh how was ur party? Get a lot ang pow not?
CV: Not really lah... Cikit je... but u'll have a beach party, how AWESOME is that???
LV: ceh... not much ang pow mana best... banyak bebel lah u nie...
CV: Watanabe u!
LV: Wat nabe? apa tu? Like bad word oni???
CV: Sounds like bad word kan??? Muahahaha I'm so not gonna tell u the meaning XD. ANYWAYZ, wat topic next? FAMILY! Hmmm where do I even begin? Oh those bitchy aunties we have, there will be a big war coming!
LV: Ehhhh how could u use such word?
CV: Wat word? Bitchy? Hohoho... Dont be so innocent lah... Besides it is the best word to decribe them...
LV: *nods head* Saya setuju!
CV: Then there will be some deaths in our family... But u managed to handle it all very well. Just a lil advice... Kong Kong had a few false alarms... BUT dont ever ignore them. Even if Survivor Finale was on TV. Go & see him every chance u had... or else you will regret it... Then for Mama Mahjong... yes shes quite pilih kasih sometimes. U are not even her favourite... but in the end u did a good job taking care of her... So even when shes healthy do treat her well. Even if she turns on the TV so loud, u cant even concerntrate on your homework sometimes... No matter what shes still our gma... Who cares if u're not her fav... janji kita x buat dosa...
LV: Oh... OK...
CV: Other family member OK kot... nothing major... So I'll let u find out urself... SO next topic! LOOVE...
LV: Why must u say it like that?
CV: Suke hati aku ler... So where do I even begin? Well as dorky as u look, u still ade peminat jugak XD
LV: Ermmmm... thanx?
CV: Hahaha kk ur 1st bf... U regreted agreeing to bercouple with him. So my advice is, no matter how long ur frenz say he waited, 3 years ke, 3 gazillion years ke, JUST SAY "NO"! U nie senang nak dipengaruh... Ur besties washed ur brain with cerita sedih then u terus cair. Then in the end, u end up with a 5 days relationship.
LV: 5 days???? Wat happened?
CV: You were young & dumb... U dump him bcoz u werent ready... U suddenly dont feel like having a bf... XD Then tat bastard x puas hati nak cover malu, he told everyone in skool tat u bercouple for months.... Bodoh kan?
LV: Mcm tu pun boleh?
CV: Yeler... so kesimpulan nye belajar rajin2! Bile sekolah dont pikiak about LOOVE....
LV: Fine... fine... Handsome tak? Seekor je?
CV: =.= Boleh ler tahan...Ade lagi seekor... Seekor Ah Beng... XD U met him at work... My advice this time is just take things slow. But u were smart enough to dump him. So its a good thing. Just so u know, breaking up with him was the best thing that happened to u. U grew stronger & better... besides he's too clingy lah...
LV: Hahahaha Ah Beng??? Eeeee!!!
CV: U laugh now, but when u dah suke mmg u didnt care... But he's not completely Ah Beng lah... Just Cinak-educated...
LV: Handsome ah?
CV: Boleh ler... Btw another advice is, if he nak beli kan u barang, amik saje... Let him put his money where his mouth is... XD buat muka tebal sket... hahaha!
LV: Ish mata duitan!
CV: BONGEK! No money how u mau survive? Another advice: MONEY IMPORTANT GILER! U'll be depressed if no money. So u better jimat2 sket! UNDERSTAND???
LV: YES MADAM!
CV: Madam ur head! U're such a brat... Eh another important thing... Ur frenz... Lets just say when u're 16, u will know who your REAL frenz are...
LV: Really? Wat wrong with them?
CV: U'll see... Oh ya, u will have an arguement with one of ur fren's bf. N for the record, it was totally his fault... His kinda a jacka$$. But in the future the both of u are kinda OK...
LV: U forgive him?
CV: A cat forgives but never forgets...
LV: Cat?
CV: Haha nvm... Hmmmm wat else to tell u ah?
LV: Gua mana tau lu...
CV: Hehe no worries... I got write down what I wanna tell u...

*Takes out list from pocket*
1. When u buy 1st car, buy SUZUKI JIMNY! Dont buy Kancil!
2. When take driving test, go do the computer test as soon as after u finish that super boring class. If not u had to attend that BORING class twice bcoz of ur lazy a$$!
3. Frenz come & go... Dont be so upset when they go...
4. If Mummy ajak go tengok nasib, DONT GO!!!!
5. A fortune teller said dont belanja orang. They wont appreciate our money... So xyah nak belanja org k... Simpan duit tu...
6. Dont gamble much in 2011
7. Yeah u have bad skin problem, so dont always tukar cleanser.
8. When u go to PLKN, dont 4get 2 bring baldi... & have some cash with u so that u cant buy the cool PLKN hoodie...
9. Dont ever watch Rasuk U WILL REGRET IT... Oh & Seru too....
10. U might wanna brush up on your communication skills... & public speaking...
11. U might wanna try to control anger a lil bit...
12. Jangan lah malas sangat!
13. U wont be having frequent nose bleed anymore coz the Ah Beng would constantly remind u 2 drink more water...
14. Its Ok if u did not make it in the choir team this year (2002) coz they didnt win XD. U were in the folowing years & kita State Champion siot!
15. Dont eat any porridge with Century Eggs... Dont eat Century Eggs lah! U'll have a major food poisoning that made u puke like crazeee!

~*End of List*~
CV: Well thats all I cant think of... Nah, give u keep...
LV: Errr thanx?
CV: Oh few more things to say...
LV: X habis lagi?
CV: A bit more oni lah! Keep a diary if u feel sucky... it helps! So any questions?
LV: Diary? Malas lah nak tulis... Errmmm I have a question... Can u speak Chinese?
CV: HELLZ YEAH! "Wo pu ke yi chiang hua yi"...
LV: =.= thats it?
CV: Cine ler tu... Well u will learn itsy bitsy Chinese when u watch those Chinese dramas. But dont tell peeps that u know itsy bitsy Chinese so that whenever those Ah Liens tries 2 bitch-talk about u, u know wats going on... Then u can totally tembak them...
LV:Okay... 1 more question... Hows the future lookin?
CV: Well u're lookin at her now... XD
LV: Eh u're 21 edi, still actin like a kid. Dont u ever grow up or somthin???
CV: Lolz grow up so fast 4 wat??? Take ur time being a kid. Being old is no fun at all... Just so u know, the future is kinda alright lah...
LV: Hmmm ok... Thats all I wanna ask. So else u wanna tell me?
CV: 1 important thing... Look out for a person name Chris Evans...
LV: HUH? Sapa tu?
CV: He's ur future husband... HAHAHAHAHAA!
LV: =.= Pegi balik lahhh....
CV: CElakak! Halau me??? Fine fine one last advice k... Just be yourself in whatever situation. Dont follow ur heart, USE YOUR BRAIN... Think 1st b4 doing anything... Yes life will be tough... but dont ever give up... And just when u think you're lonely & u dont have anyone else to talk to, u will alwayz have someone AWESOME looking after you...
LV: Who?
CV: Me lah! duhhh.... Didnt know I was so dumb XD
LV: =.= can u go now?
CV: Fine fine... aku belah! Take care budak kecik! ^__^



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2011 - July 19

Lolz.... I'm crazeee... I'm delusional... I talk to myself... But it was fun... XD Dont u think it will be great if the future YOU gave u survival tips right now? I know I would... but nothing can change the past. So we should just move on loh... Yes we do make some mistakes sometimes but we are only human ma... adat manusia mesti ler buat kesilapan... hehe...

But sometimes I cant help myself to ask "What If?"

Hehehe itu kita lain kali cerita k...

So yeah... That was my delusional conversation with my 13 year old self.

Hehehe... Feel free to tumpang Doraemon & go nasihatkan your mini lil self sometimes. Makes you go through a trip down memory lane. I LIKE!

Hehehe... So tats it!

SAYONARA!!!!

6 comments:

Elaine said...

Oh vsia!! i like ur post. It really makes me reflects on myself. Back to memory lane~~~
How I'm different now & then? good? bad?
Anyway... keep blogging girl..
i've always wanted to read more of ur post. ^^

vee-sia said...

Hahahaha! TQ~ Ee Lin! Pembaca setia ku XD
Will do~ Eh dont 4get our 30 Days Challenge!

ken said...

haha.. nice imaginary conversation with ur tiny self.. i wish i have doraemon to bring me back in time too :P

vee-sia said...

haha hi ken, I'm sure Doraemon wouldn't mind to tumpang u back in time... ^__^

Mary said...

hi =D

that was fun XD

if i ever meet my 13 year old self i would totally till her not to withdraw from the half way gymnastics \=
loved your post and blog

keep it up

c=

vee-sia said...

hi mary... TQ for visiting... gald u liked it..

^__^